Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
IT IS THE FIRST OF OCTOBER
IT IS TIME
TIME FOR SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you
sometimes i forget that danny devito isn’t just an abstract concept
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
you give me just enough attention to keep me hanging on
Our king has fallen
MY ENTIRE LIFE.
i’m probably the best at losing friends
occupation: ugly friend